Sunday, September 20, 2009

Art of Fart ...

Purr ..Purr ... Phat Phat..
Putu. .Putu.. Pusshhh ..
Fiss Fiss .. Fush Fush..
What a Great Push !!

Jidhar bhi jaun atank fehla dun..
Train, Bus, School, College mein sabhi ko dara dun..

Jo chode mujhe mile use bahut Relief..
Jo jhele mujhe, chin jaaye ussey Jeene ki Belief..

mujhe suno toh hota hai Amusement
mujhe chodo toh aata hai Embarrassment...

nahi hai ye koi Game of Dart..
yeh inbuilt hoti hai .. nahi milegi in any Mall ya Mart
sabke bas ki baat nahi yeh hai the "Art of Fart "

3 comments:

  1. This is so aggressive a poem, just read it and you actually gain the power to fart loud and dangerous.

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  2. Imagine my situation while I was writing this .. ..

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