Kamode the Karrier

jo hoti he mujhpe barsaat
na deta tab mera koi saath
tapp tapp chapp chapp
tapp tapp chapp chapp
aaye aise awaaz
hona chahiye tum sabko mujhpe naaz

kya galti hai meri
jo de sazaa mujhe aise
baalti, ghamela in doston ko
moo apna dikhaunga kaise

Jatthey pe jattha
Jatthey pe jattha,
jhelta hoon me carely
ude woh aju baju rarely

bhale release hote he aye tumhe mazaa
na uski hai tumhe koi lajja
per kyun me bhuktu yeh sazaa
batao mujhe koi ek wajah

hoonga tumhare liye me ek mamooli sa kamode
par yaad rakhe ki
ek hi hoon me jo hamesha carry karye tumhara payload
na maanga he maine aj tak iska credit
buss khatam hoti he ek baar kaho mujhse
"yes YOU have made it"

Golu ka gola

Golu nikla khaane gola
tha wo gappu aur ekdum bhola
golawale ne manga do ka sikka
sunte sunte gaana
ganpat daru la of mikka
Golu bhul gaya tha paise

ghar pahuncha wo jaise taise
paise lekar wo hua farar
lekin building ke niche
kutte uska kar rahe the intezar
kutton ko dekh kar
golu ki chaddi hui gili
sumdi mein nikalne laga wo
slowly slowly

golu ke bapu ne ye dekha
aur kutton pe patthar feka
bhaag gaye wahan se
kutten tamaam
golu ko bhi bajaya
kyuki usko tha zukaam
golu ne socha,
"gola khaneka toot gaya sapna
kyuki bich mein hi
aaya bapu apna"

Ijjat ka falooda

din tha woh sunday

bazaar se laye maine paapad aur andey

gharme anewale they mehmaan

jinse honewali thi meri pehchaan

baj gaye they ghadi mein doh

aise bhook lagi thi joh

jaise aya khana tutt pada mein phattaak se

kyunki jaana tha mujhe khakar wattaak se

karrram kurrrum karrram kurrrum

awaaj aaye khate waqt paapad

band kiya khana waise

kyunki baap ne laga di jhaapad

isliye ek baat hamesha yaad rakhe ki

kitna bhi laziz ho papad lijjat ka

kabhi hone na dena falooda ijjat ka

Kuttey ki maa ki aankh

kuiiii kuiiii kuiiii kuiiii

kuiiii kuiiii kuiiii kuiiii

aise awaaj karkarke ek kuttey ki maa roi

aadhi raatko maach gaya ithna shorr

jisse na me soya, na meri maa soi

check out karneko nikla me bahar

awaaj ko kiya follow

galat ja raha tha me

coz kutti thi hamare hi chal ke below

socha maar dete he usee

mooh pe rakhke pillow

pass jaake mujhe samzaa

uski aankh se nikal raha tha khoon

socha karte he usski help

nahi toh she will die soon

fir maine uske aankh me dali haldi

bolla ussey ki tu thik ho jayegi jaldi

akhir ho hi gaya uski aankh thik

aur na hui hume sone me koi jhikjhik